Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
Purchasing power of burgers
|Cologne, May 27 dpa – The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
The 5 toughest questions!
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...