Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...