What are you doing, Tommy?
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Dollars equal ten cents
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elephant sex
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The blonde test taker
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Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Life Science Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question...
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Headline in the paper
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