Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.