Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
a babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…