English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher…
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was...