Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Learning a lesson
|A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...