Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!