Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Tips for driving people insane!
HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...