Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
An IRS scam
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Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...