What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
A rural Frenchman was on trial…
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...