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Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...