Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Eye sex
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
Letter from Daughter to Parents
Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.