The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...