Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
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Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
Aussies
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You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Will Rogers On Men
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Frog meets a Psychic
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