A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...