Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
What’s the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...