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Jonah and the Whale.
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The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Do you realize what I am?
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The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
It was a somber day in Disney land…
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The Fight!
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50/50 relationship
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Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Top 10 rejection lines
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