The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Polish Medical Dictionary
The Polish Medical Dictionary: Anti-Body – against everyone Artery – study of paintings Bandages...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...