Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable…
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the...
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...