The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Gender and computers
|Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are...
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Pay for your past bills
|A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...