How do you clean a condom?
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Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
The Man’s Point System!
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How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
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What is the first symptom of AIDS?
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The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...