Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...