AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Ideal Computer Problem Report Form
In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system. Please fill out...
Signs Your Relationship Is On The Rocks
Top Ten Signs Your Relationship Is On The Rocks10. Her term of affection for...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...