Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
She Fetches All
Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...