My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...