The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...