How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
AMERICA: Passing the Blame
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
An older woman was in the pastoral study…
An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding....
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...