Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Lipstick problem!
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
The 4 engineers.
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.