Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
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I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
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Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...