In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...