Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
Police are in a chase
|Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...