You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins
A Guide to Love and Sex for VirginsAs a young, modern virgin of the...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...