I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with...
A cure for atheism
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...