Can You Read This
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The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
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Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Blonde Nurse?
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How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...