On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE
A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE Getting married is very much like going to a...