Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...
Wandering Tribes
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...