This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
A new type of fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...