Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Stupid Stories
|Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...