Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room…
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...