What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
Bragging about Japan
|There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...