2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Two Irish friends
|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window....
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...