Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Rejected Public Holidays
Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...