Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Special High Intensity Teaching
Special High Intensity TeachingMemo to all students:In order to assure the highest levels of...