Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...