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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
They have webbed feet!
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Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...