Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!