The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
New scientific theories V
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Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...