Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Real advertisements 05
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted....
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...