Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...